Shampoo Warning 

Please share with all your friends.

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! 

I use shampoo in the shower.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body,

and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo

and I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. 

Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT

THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."

Problem solved.

If I don't answer the phone,

I'll be in the shower.